Dormitory = Dirty room
Desperation = A rope ends it
The morse code = Here come dots
Slot machines = Cash lost in 'em
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Astronomer = Moon starer
Snooze alrams = Alas! No more Z's
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
The public art galleries = Large picture halls, I bet
A decimal point = I'm a dot in place
The earthquakes = That queer shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Princess Diana = End is a car spin
That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind = A thin man ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows or outrageous fortune = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies: our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten
Year Two Thousand = A year to shut down
The way back home.
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