GOOD/BAD/UGLY First the good news, then the bad news. Then the ugly news. From a posting on the Internet; source unknown.

GOOD BAD UGLY Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them. GOOD BAD UGLY Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. GOOD BAD UGLY Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. GOOD BAD UGLY Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. GOOD BAD UGLY Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. GOOD BAD UGLY Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. GOOD BAD UGLY Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. The way back home.