  From a posting on the Internet:Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Farmer Bill Dies in House Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Stud Tires Out Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms Eye Drops off Shelf Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84 War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Deer Kill 17,000 Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training Include your Children When Baking Cookies From an e-mail from a friend:Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing House Passes Gas Tax onto Senate Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung William Kelly Was Fed Secretary Milk Drinkers Are Turning to Powder Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water Farmer Bill Dies in House Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus? Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden Dr. Ruth to Talk about Sex with Newspaper Editors Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax Eye Drops off Shelf Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax Lawmen from Mexico Barbecue Guests Miners Refuse to Work after Death Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter Never Withhold Herpes from Loved One Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984 Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to Do Better Smokers Are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years Man Is Fatally Slain Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation Received via forwarded e-mail from Sharon Thomas, Office of the Assistant Provosts, Harvard University, Holyoke Center 880, 1350 Massachusetts Avenue, Cambridge, MA 02138. (Thanks, Tim.):Blind Bishop Appointed To See Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al. 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