What exactly did Juanita Broaddrick exclaim when she was raped by Bill Clinton? Listen carefully (.wav file; 31K) .
Sometimes childhood behavior predicts future adult behavior. Thus, the folks in Arkansas should have known from this early photograph (.jpg file; 15K) what to expect from their future governor and President of the United States.
In recognition of Bill Clinton's most significant achievements during his term of office, the Presidential Seal has been redesigned. It's important to have a symbol that honors this great leader and gives him the respect he so richly deserves. Presenting the new Seal of the President of the United States (.gif file; 55K).
When Americans look to the President of the United States to embrace liberty, this (.gif file; 77K) isn't exactly what they have in mind.
The President of the United States sets a powerful example for the youth of America. He can lead, he can motivate, he can inspire. The President's influence will leave its mark on this country for generations (.jpg file; 40K).
Here's a 120-second animated recitation (.exe file; 1835K) by the Predator of the United States, with special appologies to Dr. Seuss. The lyrics are unsuitable for children. This production was produced by NVISION DESIGN, 1400 Turtle Creek Boulevard, Suite 209, Dallas, Texas 75207, and is copyrighted (1999), but a notice states we are encouraged to "Freely distribute without modification."
Hillary appoints Bill's new intern. (Caution: many viewers will consider this gross. Perhaps a more important question: would Bill consider this gross?).
Top News Stories about Bill Clinton.
Bill's and Hillary's new home (.jpg file; 40K). [Received via e-mail. Thanks, Sherry. Produced by a MAD artist; I can't make out his name. Posted here 4-3-00.]
The Clinton "Liebrary" Annex. [Posted here 8-13-01.]
The Clinton Record; an interesting collection of stats. [Posted here 10-7-02.]
The way back home.
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