If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put in your two cents, what happens to the other penny?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with, isn't it?
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If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?
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Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up a project, I end it?
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Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
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Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
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If 21 is twenty one and 31 is thirty one, Why isn't 11 pronounced tenty one?
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"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
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If the singular of "geese" is "goose," shouldn't a Portuguese person be called a Portugoose?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
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If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
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When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
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When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
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Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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 The way back home.
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