The Holidays
Posted here for 12-22-08.

The season is here -- so be jolly.
It's Christmas and News Years, by golly.
- - - Do celebrate now,
- - - For, sadly, somehow,
Quite soon will come frenzy and folly.

Endangered Word
Posted here for 12-22-08.

"To Christmas," is what I will say
To toast and respect Christmas Day.
- - - But soon -- I'm not kiddin' --
- - - It may be forbidden,
If secularists have their way.

Use the Correct Terminology
Posted here for 12-22-08.

It's not about winter, you see,
Or holiday fun, no sirree.
- - - A tree dressed in lights,
- - - On December nights
Has only one name: Christmas Tree!

Christine Gregoire Is Very Symbol Minded
Posted here for 12-22-08.

The governor chose to create
A firey Christmas debate.
- - - She put on display,
- - - Before Christmas Day,
One symbol of love, one of hate.

Note to Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich
Posted here for 12-15-08.

Please tell me how much I must pay
To buy, in the Senate today,
- - - The seat of Barack
- - - (He won't want it back)?
I'd like to use Visa. Okay?

Easy Street
Posted here for 12-15-08.

Oh, you would be riding so high
If one Senate seat you could buy.
- - - You'd play quid pro quo,
- - - And roll in the dough,
And scheme, and then cheat, and then lie.

Citizens Question Whether Barack Obama Is Qualified to be President
Posted here for 12-8-08.

He's not native born is their beef;
He can't be Commander in Chief.
- - - He'll have to step down
- - - And get out of town.
He tricked and deceived us. Good grief!

Nancy Pelosi Raises a Fuss
Posted here for 12-1-08.

She grimaced and gave a loud shriek
When auto execs came to speak,
- - - Because jets they flew --
- - - And private ones, too.
But, heck, she does that twice a week!

Hard Times Ahead I
Posted here for 11-24-08.

We look to the future and see
Both chaos and adversity.
- - - But what can be done?
- - - We can't hide or run,
Just watch it play out on TV.

Hard Times Ahead II
Posted here for 11-24-08.

The handwriting is on the wall:
We're due for a ht and a fall.
- - - Obama, it's true,
- - - Won't know what to do.
We may not recover at all.

An Obama Presidency
Posted here for 11-17-08.

At first I thought: We can endure,
We'll surely be safe and secure.
- - - We'll weather the storm,
- - - Survive his "reform."
But now I'm not really so sure.

Consequences
Posted here for 11-10-08.

By rhetoric dazzlingly deft,
We've chosen to make a hard left.
- - - But values we cherish
- - - We may find will perish;
Just snatched in a startling theft.

President Obama?
Posted here for 11-3-08.

It looks like this country may get
The most leftist President yet.
- - - He's handsome and cool.
- - - He makes lib'rals drool.
But choosing him we'll all regret.

Thinking about the Possibility Obama Might Win the Election - I
Posted here for 10-27-08.

If ACORN finds means to arrange
Vote tampering -- 'twoudn't be strange --
- - - Then after the drama,
- - - Our leader's Obama.
Right then I'll start hoping for change!

Thinking about the Possibility Obama Might Win the Election - II
Posted here for 10-27-08.

Throughout this entire campaign
Our enemies hoped John McCain
- - - Would run out the clock
- - - And lose to Barack;
So they can start sipping champagne.

Representative Tim Mahoney, the Florida Democrat Who Replaced Disgraced Republican Mark Foley in 2006, Paid $121,000 to a Staffer with Whom He Had an Affair
Posted here for 10-20-08.

There once was a fellow, Mahoney,
Who turned out to be quite a phony.
- - - High standards, said he,
- - - He would guarantee.
His promises all were baloney.

Mark Foley's Incident Concerned Sexually Explicit Instant Messages Sent to Boys Who Had Served as Congressional Pages. (Tim Mahoney's Incident Is Much Worse.)
Posted here for 10-20-08.

When Foley's affair was announced,
The media hurriedly pounced.
- - - The media blitz
- - - Caused numerous hits.
Republicans -- many -- were trounced.

Is This Country Ready for Obama's Radical Liberalism?
Posted here for 10-13-08.

The freedoms we love could collapse
If he's in control, and his chaps.
- - - His views are extreme;
- - - They're not what they seem.
Will he be elected? Perhaps.

The Rewards of Being a Responsible U.S. Citizen
Posted here for 10-13-08.

You work and you sweat for your pay.
You put in long hours each day.
- - - But when you behave,
- - - What you try to save,
The government taketh away.

Politicians
Posted here for 10-6-08.

Republicans! They are a curse.
They empty the national purse.
- - - They're selfish, they're dumb,
- - - Each one is a bum.
But Democrats! They're ten times worse!

Which Candidates Care More about America than Themselves?
Posted here for 9-29-08.

Obama and Biden? Well, no.
McCain and Palin? Perhaps so.
- - - It's vital -- this trait.
- - - There's just no debate.
Two don't pass the test: Barack, Joe.

Democrats Created the Economic Crisis, and Now They Use It for Political Gain
Posted here for 9-29-08.

They're good at the game quid pro quo,
To win fame and power and dough.
- - - But will they now fight
- - - For what's clearly right
For U.S.A.? My goodness no!.

Sarah Palin
Posted here for 9-22-08.

Oh, Sarah, I think I love you.
Conservative -- yes -- through and through!
- - - Your thinking is Right.
- - - The Right you excite.
You're almost too good to be true.

Instilling Attitudes, Values, and Beliefs in the Kids
Posted here for 9-15-08.

The kids are now all back in school
Where PC's the new Golden Rule.
- - - They're not taught to think,
- - - But follow -- wink, wink --
Dead on, leftist dogma. That's cruel!

The Democrat National Convention in Denver
Posted here for 9-1-08.

I watched the convention, was awed.
The packaging: slick! I applaud.
- - - The rhetoric: glowing.
- - - Confetti was flowing.
The candidate, though: greatly flawed.

The "Drive-By" Media and Governor Sarah Palin
Posted here for 9-1-08.

Right now we are going to see
How pro-women drive-bys will be.
- - - Will they now embrace
- - - Palin in the race?
Oh, no! And that I guarantee!

The Democrat National Convention in Denver
Posted here for 9-1-08.

I watched the convention, was awed.
The packaging: slick! I applaud.
- - - The rhetoric: glowing.
- - - Confetti was flowing.
The candidate, though: greatly flawed.

Barack Obama: The "Chosen One"
Posted here for 8-25-08.

Right now he is standing quite tall,
Awaiting the November call.
- - - But there is no cheer
- - - From leftists who fear
He might not be chosen at all!

Reparations
Posted here for 8-18-08.

How much are you willing to pay
To blacks for the suffering they
- - - Endured long ago --
- - - An eon or so?
They're all dead and burried today.

Calling the Kettle Black
Posted here for 8-11-08.

Don't listen to scientists, who
Get income from oil revenue,
- - - Says snooty Al Gore,
- - - Who tries to ignore
The millions his hoaxes accrue.

John Edwards' Passion
Posted here for 8-11-08.

Oh, Pretty Boy John, do you care
For your wife, yourself, or your hair?
- - - Well, not for your wife.
- - - No, not on your life.
Oh, PB John had an affair.

Qualifications to Be President
Posted here for 8-4-08.

I sense from the news -- oh, alack! --
The reason to vote for Barack.
- - - The reason is clear.
- - - It's all that I hear:
We must vote for him, 'cause he's black.

The Democrats' Agenda
Posted here for 7-28-08.

They want us to lose in Iraq.
They want all the high taxes back.
- - - They won't let us drill;
- - - Perhaps never will.
For president they want Barack.

The Oil Crisis
Posted here for 7-21-08.

How come? Fifty dollars to fill
My tank. It's an outrageous bill!
- - - And prices to buy
- - - My food are so high!
'Cause liberals won't let us drill.

Barack Obama and Change
Posted here for 7-14-08.

Some folks are so angry, by gum,
They're voting for big change to come.
- - - What change will accrue?
- - - They haven't a clue.
These people are hopelessly dumb.

The Demand for Oil Outstrips the Supply -- and the Results Are Disastrous
Posted here for 6-23-08.

Gas prices: sky high. What a shame!
Food prices are up just the same.
- - - We can't drill for oil.
- - - My blood's at a boil.
The Greens are the ones we should blame.

Barack Obama: Black, White, or ?
Posted here for 6-16-08.

He is half Caucasian from ma,
Two-fifths* Arabic from his pa.
- - - Alas and alack,
- - - He's just one-tenth* black!
So blackness is his last hurrah.

Environmentalists Take Over
Posted here for 6-9-08.

Refineries? Not in the mix.
New nuclear plants? They say "Nix!"
- - - When we're out of fuel,
- - - The lib'rals will rule.
And that's only one of their tricks.

Is the Fat Lady About to Sing?
Posted here for 6-2-08.

The Clinton machine, by design,
Would take the White House in '09.
- - - But then came a black man
- - - Relentless as Pac Man.
It looks like the end of the line.

Our Elected Officials Decide to Mandate Ethanol in Our Gasoline
Posted here for 5-26-08.

More costly than oil, research shows.
Less BTUs, I must disclose.
- - - Poor people conclude
- - - It's taking their food!
And that's the decision they chose.

The Mainstream Media Choose the Candidates
Posted here for 5-19-08.

They said "HRC." Dems were awed.
Then: "No, it's Obama -- he's god!"
- - - The Right should ordain,
- - - They said, John McCain.
But all three are fatally flawed!

Bob Barr Announces His Libertarian Party Candidacy for President
Posted here for 5-19-08.

So, what do you think Barr will do
By adding his name to the stew?
- - - Will his party's dances
- - - Kill GOP chances,
Like Ross Perot in '92?

Obama Equals Change
Posted here for 5-12-08.

He's lib'ral -- the most lib'ral! Yike!
He travels the Far Left Turnpike.
- - - He only will play
- - - The socialist way.
He's just what the media like.

You Must Vote for Obama
Posted here for 5-12-08.

Just how, pray tell, will you be seen,
By folks like the Dem's Howard Dean,
- - - If you or your momma
- - - Don't vote for Obama?
Quite racist. Yes, evil. And mean.

The Religion of Environmentalism
Posted here for 5-5-08.

Please pray to and for the Good Earth,
To Gaia, for all that you're worth!
- - - Bow down to the greens,
- - - In their limousines,
And do celebrate Al Gore's birth.

Muslims Pray
Posted here for 4-28-08.

If I were a Muslim, I'd know
I wouldn't like lining up so.
- - - They pray with eyes shut
- - - On knees, nose to butt.
I think I'd prefer the first row!

(Source of photo.)

Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama
Posted here for 4-21-08.

The Democrat story is sad.
Each candidate clearly has had
- - - Time now to expose
- - - The other one's woes,
And prove that both choices are bad.

Pope Benedict's Visit to the U.S.
Posted here for 4-21-08.

He said the U.S. wasn't bad,
But good, in remarks that he had.
- - - His audience, global,
- - - Heard him say we're noble!
That must make the liberals mad.

Monetary Trouble
Posted here for 4-14-08.

The dollar is not doing well.
It's value is down, can't you tell?
- - - What I'd like to know:
- - - How low will it go?
Indeed, is it going to hell?

Geraldine Ferraro Criticizes Barack Obama
Posted here for 4-7-08.

Obama, in Ferrano's view,
Does well just because of his hue.
- - - Obama, all white,
- - - Would not shine so bright.
And I think what she says is true.

Folks Around the World Turned Off Their Lights for the Environment
Posted here for 3-31-08.

They turned off their lights just to mark
The Earth's climate change. What a lark!
- - - They sighed, then anon,
- - - They turned the lights on.
But they still remain in the dark.

Anger and Outrage Ahead
Posted here for 3-24-08.

If Clinton's the Dem's nominee,
Then blacks will flip! I guarantee.
- - - But if it's Barack,
- - - Beware: heart attack.
In women! I think you'll agree.

Hillary Thanks Her Campaign Supporters
Posted here for 3-24-08.

Ms. Hillary, fighting her fight,
Has many to thank every night.
- - - The "ladies" at NOW,
- - - Her hubby -- and how! --
But most of all, Reverend Wright!

The Governor of New York -- Client 9 -- Crashes in Flames
Posted here for 3-17-08.

He's wealthy, with millions, by gum,
Was happy, according to some.
- - - He garnered success,
- - - But now: what a mess!
Old Spitzer is stunningly dumb!

The Candidates
Posted here for 3-10-08.

McCain is now over the wall.
Obama is still riding tall.
- - - With Hillary's clout,
- - - You can't count her out.
I'm already sick of them all!

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. -- Again
Posted here for 3-3-08.

If he is the pick of the pack,
And weathers each frontal attack,
- - - Then is his selection
- - - In this year's election
In spite of, or 'cause he is black?

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
Posted here for 2-25-08.

He's black, but he also is green,
And red inside; know what I mean?
- - - He's red, white, and blue,
- - - He keeps telling you,
But he's just a pinko machine.

Things Are Looking Grim for Senator Clinton - I
Posted here for 2-18-08.

Poor Hillary's suff'rin' the blues.
It's Hillary people won't choose.
- - - Obama's red hot.
- - - Momentum he's got.
Poor Hillary's likely to lose.

Things Are Looking Grim for Senator Clinton - II
Posted here for 2-18-08.

But clearly Ms. Hillary's plight
Won't sent her off into the night
- - - With dignity, charm,
- - - And Bill on her arm.
There will be a terrible fight.

Media Pied Pipers
Posted here for 2-11-08.

The media super elite
Bow down before John McCain's feet.
- - - His true leftist core
- - - Is what they adore.
We march to the media's beat.

The Sad Fate of John McCain
Posted here for 2-11-08.

With John McCain the nominee,
The media then will shift key,
- - - 'Cause Hillary's trill
- - - Is further left still.
And John will be tossed in the sea.

The Senior Senator from Arizona Keeps Changing His Story
Posted here for 2-4-08.

McCain seems to have quite a knack
For statements he later takes back.
- - - He claims he talks straight,
- - - But he'll vacillate.
His "Straight-Talk Express" is off track.

The Senior Senator from Arizona is Wrong on So Many Key Issues
Posted here for 1-28-08.

His bill with Feingold was insane.
His stance on the border: inane.
- - - His views, don't you see,
- - - Don't represent me.
I don't plan to vote for McCain.

Racial Conundrum for Hillary
Posted here for 1-21-08.

Affirmative action she'll back.
She says she loves every man jack.
- - - Her priorities
- - - Are minorities.
But now she's attacking a black!

Along Hillary's Campaign Trail
Posted here for 1-21-08.

The Clinton campaign speeches will
Uplift and inspire and thrill.
- - - The problem for me
- - - Is that it's not she
Who gives them. It's her hubby, Bill!

Feigning Morality
Posted here for 1-14-08.

Some lefties, it now must be said,
Hear "water-boarding" and see red!
- - - But they don't complain
- - - Nor show much disdain
When terrorists cut off a head.

Liberal Hate
Posted here for 1-14-08.

Just how far would liberals go
To sabotage George Bush's show?
- - - Would they lose a war
- - - To foes we abhor?
Would lib'rals? Apparently so.

Mike Huckabee in Iowa
Posted here for 1-7-08.

The "Huckster" surprised one and all
By crossing the line riding tall.
- - - He rendered to Mitt
- - - A damaging hit,
But now will his momentum stall?

Mitt Romney in Iowa
Posted here for 1-7-08.

The "Mittster" was beaten, for sure.
It seems he has lost some allure.
- - - In spite of his cash,
- - - Will his campaign crash?
Or will he steadfastly endure?

Hillary Clinton in Iowa - I
Posted here for 1-7-08.

Her staff and her cash could sink boats.
She watched very carefully her quotes.
- - - She had great ambition,
- - - Top name recognition,
But what she did not have was votes.

Hillary Clinton in Iowa - II
Posted here for 1-7-08.

The fair Lady Hillary, now,
Is struggling and worried, and how!
- - - And hubby, Bill, too,
- - - Is fretting anew.
The queen ain't invincible. Wow!