COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES

These are allegedly actual titles of some of the best (or worst) Country-Western songs of all time.
From a posting on the Internet; source unknown.




  • Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
  • Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  • Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  • How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  • Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  • Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
  • Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  • Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  • Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  • Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  • Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  • I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
  • I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  • I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
  • If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
  • Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  • My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
  • Please Bypass this Heart
  • You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly






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